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1. Ladies who scream during sex, always give birth to talkative
Pls don't argue wit me am having period pain.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
2. Nigerian parents be like
"Remind me to buy your cane before we get home.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
3. Ladies who crossed their legs after sitting down, what is the essence of wearing expensive panties??
😂😂😂😂😂
4. I asked this fine girl to prepare stew for me yesterday Brothers and sisters, there's no difference between what I just ate and Alomo bitters.
Now am contemplating whether to marry her or register her into the herbal Medicine Association....
Who knows she could find the cure of HIV.
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5. Death is wen u follow ur mum to a wedding and u actually sat down near a cute guy at the wedding reception and ur mum luk at u and she said don't finish that food oo pour the remaining one inside nylon cos that will be ur nyt food.
Fada lawd take my soul
I don't want to faint again shoot me lemme just die dere
Killee me lemme die.
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6. only a girl with no bra and panties putting on a very big polo can understand what freedom is.
#lolzzzz
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7. JUDGE: Silence in Court. The next person who laughs again will be thrown out of Court.
ACCUSED: Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
JUDGE: I wasn't talking to you.
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8. A man was being interviewed for a post of a commando in Army .
INTERVIEWER; We want a person with suspicious mind,
always alarm, merciless, ready to attack, acute sense of hearing, detective ability, and most importantly a killer instinct! So do you think you are eligible?
MAN: SIR....CAN MY WIFE APPLY?
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9. Your boyfriend managed to cheat in exam room with 6 invigilators...My Sister Who are you?
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10. When you are single no one notice you but once you get into a relationship you'll even get missed calls from Rihanna or Justin Beiber.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
11. GUY: Hi bae
GIRL: Cool, u?
GUY: Same, can we see today?
GIRL: Are we blind before?
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E don do abeg
Have a lovely day